If you missed the last post, start here.
I am delivered into the world on December 20, 1993 by the staff of some hospital somewhere in Houston Texas.
Fun fact: I spent TWENTY-FOUR YEARS thinking I was born in San Antonio and didn’t know it was actually Houston until my biological mom read this. It’s always good to have a fact checker in the fam.
I’m the little gorilla in the tutu and no, I’m not Asian.
(Confession: This chapter is cheating because obviously, I don’t remember it at all.)